Being a retro hardware fanatic I thought I would compose myself a little list of some of the greatest and rarest classic consoles I one day hope to own, and a few I do not stand any chance of locating / being able to afford.

In no particular order the following are some of the most curious and most desirable consoles I have ever come across.

The Sega / Victor Wondermega

Yet another post about Lucky ☆ Star , I know, I'm obsessed... I have stumbled across this video of the Hiiragi sisters blowing the crap out of Doraemon and Pikachu in the funniest GTA mod I have ever seen.

My little brother just showed me a pretty funny Oblivion video on YouTube, its kinda reminded me of Wave Twisters (I am the red worm!) If only it was actually scratching... really makes me wanna play Oblivion again too, its been a long time... I'm already spending enough time playing games... oooh! Anyway, the video...

Just a quick post for anyone who hasn't as yet seen this amazingly stupid and insanely catchy craze. A silly SWF featuring a few frames of Anime from the visual novel, Popotan. This has been made famous all over Japan (and now the world) by Nicovideo and other sites. Below is the orignal opening of Popotan, with plenty of PANTSUUUUU!

JiLTED has can done teh remiks of an Loituma Girl.

UKotaku's resident Japanophilic Trip Hopper has created a remix of Loituma girl for your listening pleasure. For more J-flavoured tunes from JiLTED visit Last.fm / JiLTED

What in the name off all that it is sacred is this? Warning: this video is totally fucking stupid.

This Japanese MaccyD advert is living proof that too much MacDonalds melts your brain. Poor Mikuru-chan got totally violated, I feel like I have just been McMind-raped.

After watching the video for "I My Me Mine" by the Polysics I was totally blown away by the dancer and her weird robotic, slightly frightening style of popping / parapara.

Some Googleing later I discovered her name is Strong Machine 2, the 12 year old daughter of Strong Machine. Ok, so that doesnt explain alot, basically her dad is also a body popper and has passed on the mantle of "Strong Machine" to his daughter, thus creating Strong Machine Version 2. This girl is an extremely talented street dancer and has featured in the trail for the Raindance film festival...

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...aswell as this insane Japanese ad for sausages.

 Archive article from former UKotaku blog - First posted: 29/01/08

 For just a few hundred thousand dollars you can be a sad as this guy:

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These things are insane, thank you 7chan for introducing me to the bizzare and yet stangely attractive world of super-realistic Japanese sex dolls.

More here: http://www.dollmate.jp/report/level-d/ayana/index.html

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Archive article from former UKotaku blog - First posted: 30/04/08

 So, the other day I was asked by a Japanese girl on Facebook a simple question: "What is DESU?"

Archive article from former UKotaku blog - First posted: 01/04/08